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You're watching intellectual television shows with your fellow intellectuals, when suddenly the stream freezes! It's Freeza! He's frozen all the streams! You must join Team Go and confront Freeza before the Rick and Morty season premiere.

Episode 1: Pizza Ball

You investigate 311 and enter Ramadan Steve's dildojo. Beat him and you get to take his class (it's Karate Kid law). You discover Scientology literature and study the teachings of L. Ron Hoyabembe. It leads you to meet Knuckles, who offers to show you the way. Before you can, however, Freeza's first lieutenant appears: Mac. He shows off his ocular patdown and Project Badass fighting skills, but you defeat him easily using the Ramadan Steve school of martial arts. You claim the fabled Pizza Ball.

Episode 2: The Liquor

Knuckles shows you the way. You travel to Terok Nor to assist the Trailer Park Boys with fighting the Cardassians. Gul Dukat is a tough cookie, but you easily overwhelm him and overthrow the Cardiassian occupation. However, your task is not done yet. You depart Terok Nor to confront the Goa'uld, who are a major threat in this part of the galaxy. Such Goa'uld include Cronus, Heru'ur, and Tanith. The final Goa'uld, however, is not a Goa'uld at all, but one of Freeza's minions: Dennis, the Golden God, who has somehow managed to make himself a Goa'uld System Lord despite not possessing a symbiote. Dennis is a two-stage boss fight where he first appears as The Golden God, using his minions to attack you, and then enters the fray himself with his tools. Defeating Dennis earns you The Liquor.

Episode 3: Lamb Sauce

The way leads you back to Earth, to a nondescript restaurant. Gordon Ramsay is looking for the lamb sauce. You investigate to find that the restaurant is actually a front for some other nefarious scheme. Behind it all is another one of Freeza's henchmen, Frank - the Warthog. He out in his Warthog form, using his employees to attack you. Second stage is the Trashman, where he throws trash all over the stage and attacks you with the garbage can. Third stage is Mantis Toboggan, where he tries to infect you with computer viruses and AIDS (the vagina kind). After blowing up the restaurant you finally find the Lamb Sauce in its ruins.

Episode 4: Denim Chicken

Charlie, Freeza's right-hand man, is working on a machine to let spiders talk to cats. Allowing Freeza to extend his reach to cats is a bad thing, so you must stop it. You journey to Charlie's bad room to confront him. Along the way you face Charlie's characters such as Hans Wermhat, Green Man, and Day Man. At the end of it all, Charlie, King of the Rats, is the penultimate boss fight. First form he sings the "go fuck yourselves" song and summons spiders, cats, birds, and rats to attack you. Second form is when the spider in his soul takes physical form and transforms Charlie into a spider monster. Defeating Charlie nets you the Denim Chicken.

Episode 5: Showdown with Freeza

You combine the Pizza Ball, The Liquor, the Lamb Sauce, and the Denim Chicken to create a food that ascends you to over 9000, leading you to a fight with Freeza himself. This is a four-stage boss fight where the first stage is Freeza in his first form, in his hover chair. His only attack is an eye beam, but if he runs you over with his hover chair it's an insta-death. Second form he moves around using various ki attacks, and tries to step on you or gore you with his horns. Third form he moves around quickly and uses his finger blasts. Fourth form is TBD (???)

Episode 6: (There Is No) Hell

L. Ron Hoyabembe said there is no hell, but you're there regardless. However, you notice the demons have already been slaughtered. You traverse further into hell, encountering more demon carcasses, until you encounter the man responsible: Country Mac, Freeza's most powerful henchman, who tragically met his demise in 2013 and has since been kicking ass in the underworld. He is basically a much more powerful, and more difficult, version of the Mac fight. Having defeated Country Mac, you traverse even further into hell, until you encounter the ruler of hell: L. Ron Hoyabembe himself, Freeza's arch-nemesis.